Lessons Learned Vol. 2

{Originally Posted on Myspace}

I did the first one about a year and a half ago. I wanted to revist that, so here are things I learned over the past year as 2007 closes…

If a cat crosses in front of your car…HIT IT!
Airbags hurt…alot.
Never underestimate the power of friends.
Streaking in January is never a good idea……
neither is 7 coronas before the fact……
or directly after
Fiding a Wii is like the search for the Holy Grail
Amazing things happen when you smash your LCD Screen
Cloudy pool water is gross!
When Mexicans ask, if you want bug spray…say YES!
Airport lay over suck
Slot machines are evil…so is High School Musical (1 and 2)
Never try to catch a flight less than an hour before departure
Never get a gay man and a Puerto Rican woman drunk at the same time..
No matter how much it hurts…always root for your team (Lets go Mets..ok and SU Football too)Squirrels are the fast breeding animal in Syracuse
Wine comes in plastic bottles!!!
Never ask a person how they got a new album (especailly if its not out yet)
I am in LOVE….with my snowblower